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Ed
10-30-2002, 03:47 PM
You Know You're A Hillbilly from Alabama If:
(gadgetgrll: some non-southerners will not understand these, but anyone from Alabama will.)

1.The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2.You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3.You're been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4.You think a woman who is "out-of-your-league" bowls on a different night.

5.Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."

6.You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

7.Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey, watch this...!"

8.You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

9.Your junior prom had a daycare.

10.Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

11.You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are:
"Gentlemen, start your engines..."

12.You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels! .

13.The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

14.You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

15.One of your kids was born on a pool table.

16.You need one more hole punched in your cards to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

17.You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

18.You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.

19.Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

20.Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.

MINIclo
10-30-2002, 04:09 PM
<br>Cheers!
Clover

'02 MC: all-Pure Silver with Chrome/Spoiler/Panther Black Profile Leather/OBC/MFSW/15" Holeys.

gadgetgrrll
10-30-2002, 05:08 PM
Oh, that's a good 'un! Here's one for you...

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't appear to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy
whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I
think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm
soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

:)

Kathy

vlm
10-30-2002, 05:32 PM
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<P>Fenimore, 2002 IB/B MC: CVT, DSC, MFSW, Cr pkg</P>
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Ed
10-30-2002, 06:07 PM
I'll send more Alabama jokes...later.. It's all in fun.

jmas
10-30-2002, 07:19 PM
but it's not the funniest joke in the world....... 8-)


<br>MCS/WT/PP/Space Cloth/Rogue Stripes/Black Mesh Grilles/Rear MINI Badge
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vlm
10-30-2002, 09:30 PM
<a href="http://www.laughlab.co.uk/winner.html">World's funniest joke</a>

And I'll have you know, Fenimore's the most serious MINI around. ;)
vlm


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jmas
10-30-2002, 09:55 PM
Two hunters out in the woods. They see a set of tracks. One gets down on his hands and knees to get a closer look. A train comes by...
and the rest is history.....
Hey, I thought it was funny......<br>MCS/WT/PP/Space Cloth/Rogue Stripes/Black Mesh Grilles/Rear MINI Badge
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mkacmarcik
10-31-2002, 10:33 AM
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MCS Chili Red/white with all the goodies plus roof rack


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