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bobbiej
11-05-2002, 02:11 PM
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at
> the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough
> for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these
> turkeys get any bigger?"
> The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
>
> Caught for speeding --
> The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was
> stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
> "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
> The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as
> I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing,
> he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
>
> Stuck under a bridge --A truck driver was driving
> along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads
> "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge
> is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the
> bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
> Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out
> of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts
> his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
> The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this
> bridge and ran out of gas."
>
> Drunk? -- The drunken wino was stumbling down
> the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in
> the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to
> take you in, sir. You're obviously drunk".
> The wasted wino asked, "Ociffer, are ya absolutely
> sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the
> copper. "Let's go." Obviously relieved, the wino
> said "That's a relief - I thought I was a cripple."
>
> Dealing with trouble -- A deputy police officer
> responded to a report of a barroom disturbance.
> The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six
> feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's
> more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy
> and Muhammad Ali too.
> Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an
> escape artist-probably better than Houdini."
> The giant nodded. "If I had some chains," the
> deputy continued, "you could show us how strong
> you really are. But all I've got is a set of handcuffs.
> Why don't you see just how quickly you can break
> out of them?" Once in the cuffs, the man puffed,
> pulled and jerked for four minutes. "I can't get out
> of these," the giant growled. "Are you sure?" the
> deputy asked. The fellow tried again. "Nope," he
> replied. "I can't do it." "In that case," said the
> deputy, "you're under arrest."
>
> Too Late --The man was in no shape to drive, so
> he wisely left his car parked and walked home.
> As he was walking unsteadily along, he was
> stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out
> here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer. "I'm going to a
> lecture." The man said. And who is going to give
> a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
> "My wife," said the man.
>
>
>
<br>IB/IB MCS LAPIS BLUE, COLD WEATHER, SPORT PACKAGES, SUNROOF

mkacmarcik
11-05-2002, 02:32 PM
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MCS Chili Red/white with all the goodies plus roof rack

ED
11-05-2002, 04:52 PM

Katherine
11-05-2002, 04:54 PM
<br>
<img src="http://members.roadfly.org/katherine/ribbon[1].gif">....never forget

jmas
11-05-2002, 05:27 PM
<br>MCS/WT/PP/Space Cloth/Rogue Stripes/Black Mesh Grilles/Rear MINI Badge
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tomorthway
11-05-2002, 06:38 PM

MINIclo
11-05-2002, 10:57 PM
<br>Cheers!
Clover

'02 MC: all-Pure Silver with Chrome/Spoiler/Panther Black Profile Leather/OBC/MFSW/15" Holeys.

bobbiej
11-05-2002, 11:40 PM
from all of my family and friends. some I just can't post without Alan getting upset and censoring them.<br>IB/IB MCS LAPIS BLUE, COLD WEATHER, SPORT PACKAGES, SUNROOF

MINIclo
11-06-2002, 12:21 AM
<br>Cheers!
Clover

'02 MC: all-Pure Silver with Chrome/Spoiler/Panther Black Profile Leather/OBC/MFSW/15" Holeys.

ED
11-06-2002, 08:24 AM


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