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11-07-2002, 01:45 AM Rates This Joke: 8/10

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, a spectacular looking blonde, and a frightfully awful looking fat lady were in a train carriage. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought, That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face.

The fat lady thought, That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him.

Bill Clinton thought, George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me.

George W. Bush thought, I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again

11-07-2002, 02:33 AM

'02 MC: all-Pure Silver with Chrome/Spoiler/Panther Black Profile Leather/OBC/MFSW/15" Holeys.

11-07-2002, 06:47 AM

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11-07-2002, 07:25 AM
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MCS Chili Red/white with all the goodies plus roof rack

11-07-2002, 10:03 AM
MCS, Dark Silver/Black, black leatherette, Sport, Premium, Cold Weather, Black Grille & Driving Lights from Accessories catalog.
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Wine & beer making stuff! Mention your MINI and take 10% off your first order.

11-07-2002, 11:08 AM
E38Brit 'But that's at least 40 minutes way. I'll be there in 15.'

2003 - CHILI RED MCS due Jan - almost fully loaded
1999 328 Individual Convertible
2001 Ford Galaxy MPV

11-07-2002, 01:00 PM
Indi Blue White roof American Flag
Ironman USA 2000, 2001
Escape from Alcatraz 2002
Manhattan Island Marathon Swim 2002

11-07-2002, 02:58 PM

11-07-2002, 05:57 PM
<img src="[1].gif">....never forget

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