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01-10-2003, 01:03 AM
The title really explains it all. At around 6pm, I was coming back from the store getting dinner, driving on a residential 30 mph road that bends around a corner. Next thing I know there are headlights coming right at me in my lane, this f-ing btch is coming right at me for a head on collision! My driving instincts set in and I nailed the brakes and threw the car into the ditch to the right of me. Somehow by some miracle she missed me by literally inches. She ended up stopping parallel to me and she was so close I could have reached over and grabbed her steering wheel from my seat. This little c**t wouldn't even look over at me, all I got was a short profile glimpse, long brown hair is all I saw. Next thing she does is pull out and LEAVES. Yes, this little btch runs me off the road into a ditch and just takes off! So I open the window and stick my head out to try and get her plate number to call the police but I couldn't make it out. I figured there was a good chance I had damage to the car from this ditch and if so she was paying for it. I'm f-ing livid at this point and plan to chase her down to get her plate number. No dice, im stuck! This ditch I was in was filled with mud and I was just spinning my right wheel. To add insult to injury, I had a few jerkoffs who came up behind me honking at me as if I was some schmuck who was in the ditch for fun. I had my hazards on and im sitting in a ditch, what did these_assclowns think I was doing, having a party? This wasn't a busy or fast road and these jerks could easily get around.

After rocking the car back and forth for several minutes I finally got it out. I pulled up the street to a safe area and got out to inspect the car. To my amazement I couldn't find a scratch. I had just enough clearance not to bottom out the car and the tires and wheels were fine. I then drove home and the car seemed fine, nothing acting strange and the alignment seems fine. When I got into the garage I took a closer look and couldn't find a scratch. I was incredibly lucky with this. I should have either had a head on collision (not pretty), had the whole car sideswiped or sustained damage from the ditch but I walked away without a scratch.

The road we were on wasn't even snowy or icy so that wasn't the reason this btch almost hit me. My 2 top guesses are she was Chatty Cathy on her cellphone not paying attention or was on her way back from happy hour. I'll be keeping an eye out for a gray Honda Accord, if I see her i'll run her into the ditch and see how she likes it. F-ing btch!

01-10-2003, 01:09 AM
I started reading and was going to make my usual comment about the BMW boys coming after you.. Glad you and your car got out of it OK.

I would hate to be her if your paths cross again.

01-10-2003, 01:10 AM
Just be grateful that nothing happened to you or the car. U made out clean. Now, If you do see that BIATCH again, U should F_Ucking say something... Next time it may not end up the same way... <br>

01-10-2003, 01:13 AM
I was in a parking lot though, coming around a curve, when this station wagon came right at me in my lane, going the opposite direction. I honked at her so she wouldn't ram right into me, she swerved, and stopped her car. As I pass her I notice she stopped her car. I proceed onward and see this lady coming back at me and she zips by me on my left and gives ME the finger!

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01-10-2003, 01:14 AM
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01-10-2003, 01:16 AM
that if i ever see again and i can positivly ID them as the car on my list...lets just say thatsome non friendly action would be taken <br>

-Andres Escobar

Finally got my baby......loving it !!!!
Miami FL

01-10-2003, 01:17 AM
It was funny though, I didn't realize how shaken up I was until I got home. I took my coat off and noticed I was shaking like a leaf. Major shock and adrenaline thing going on :)

01-10-2003, 01:25 AM
\'s detail? or anything?
if you have nothing to do..try to back to the saqme place around the same time and wait for the bit_h :P<br><IMG SRC="">
'02 M3, 6Spd

01-10-2003, 01:32 AM
just a gray Honda Accord is all I recall (probably hundreds of those suckers around :(

01-10-2003, 01:40 AM
I smell some rice a burnin. I really hope you see her again.

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01-10-2003, 03:25 AM
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01-10-2003, 03:28 AM
to do you know what...was she in a black bmw......hmmmm. :-)<br><font color=maroon><font size=1><font>

AIM StMedina

01-10-2003, 03:32 AM
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AIM StMedina

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01-10-2003, 02:47 PM
I had a slight accident on the road and there are people just laugh and hunk at your misfortune, bunch of haters out there.

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