toilet paper solution from e31

[JB007]

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:44 am Post subject: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

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Fresh from the shower, my wife stood in front of the mirror complaining to me that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied.

She stopped.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat I say "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

I am still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again
although I will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Honesty is not sometimes the best policy!!

[JIM IN NYC]