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  1. 09-10-2007 10:13 AM #1
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    Stupid Questions

    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
    because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
    of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
    nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

    Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food??




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  3. 09-10-2007 01:40 PM #2
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    ROFLMAO...My AA thinks I have gone

    crazy. I laughed out so loud.

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    Good one!

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    We know you meant Administrative Assistant ...

    ... didn't you? hmmmm??? I wouldn't have any left to lick if I call her a secretary.
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    Oops! My bad. Corrected above.

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    Atleast I did not say Admin. A$$. LOL

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    whats wrong with secretary ?

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    Re: Stupid Questions

    El, you're a sick man! I gotta use this one at work.
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  10. 09-26-2007 03:01 PM #9
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    the answer...

    mebbe she was just trying to strike up a conversation... i

    guess she was just hitting on you.
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