The Texas State Troopers are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas.

For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

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Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
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Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
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Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old
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Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.
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Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!