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    Back pain is killing me today. Gimme a medication.

    That f@#$%^&*! disk (or disks) bulging out and touching a nerve, literally. Yesterday: acupuncture. Didn't help yet. They want 5 more sessions, of course ($140 for the first one, 95 for the consecutive ones)! And hate the needles. A live tarantula on the face won't give me more heebee-jeebees than a needle.

    Today: being manhandled by a chiropractor? Dunno, I hope it won't get frisky.

    Now, to entertain me, please make up a medication name that could possibly get me out of this misery.
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    got a bottle of Oxy...I'd be willing to send you..

    a pic of it by email
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    Nice to know you're a pimply teenager not only

    at heart!
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    sounds like you need an emergency

    addadicktomee.

    that or some physical therapy quick like. is the pain up high near the neck? If so, walk to a corner and put your arms straight out from your sides with your elbows bent so your hands are pointing up in the air (like in the hey hands up MF'er position). now walk into the corner slowly and press your elbows against the walls while pressing your chin into your neck. weird position, I know. but do this until you're stretching yourself silly. hold there for 5 seconds and then release. do this 5X. seriously this will help. If it's not up near your neck, you're f*cked. LOL. just kidding. go see a real doctor not a chiro!!




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    It's lower back, but I'll try it anyway!

    Now I need to find a corner...

    Yes, I know I am f**ked. I just prefer it to be done by a hot babe, not a lowly disk.
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    dude




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    the dude had true grit, dude!


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    They closed down the pot shops in both LA and OC


    last year
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    I can smell the nearest one from here


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    add a **** to you? isn't 1 enuff?


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    better than ripanew*******min.


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    poke yourself in the eye might get your mind

    off it...***inspired by your siggy**

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    it might get my *eye* off it


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    addadicktomee in the neck? i.e. deepthroat?

    wasn't there a movie of that name where it was the prescribed remedy for a 'medical' condition?

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    that's how they impeached the president.


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    that was removingdick, not adding


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    Hehe. True.


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