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  1. 03-10-2011 01:49 PM #1
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    Farting to become a crime...


    in Malawi

    Really? This is the even remotely important legislation to focus on?
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  3. 03-10-2011 01:50 PM #2
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    NBN yo

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    An article written by a complete moron, seems like

    If they don't know where Malawi is - it's their******* problem, don't pass your ignorant lack of education/care/knowledge on to me, fahhhg-t.

    My rant is over now.



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  5. 03-10-2011 02:11 PM #4
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    Well, it's at least as important as bullying...

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    TIA

    This Is Africa

    Makes you wonder about how foul the odor can be that they want to legislate it! But then again TIA and they're obviously eating everything, and their brothers.......

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  7. 03-10-2011 05:48 PM #6
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    I blasted one on a Southwest flight last year...

    it was so bad that other passegers several rows back pushed the flight attendant button. The flight attendant sprayed some air freshener. I was hoping they'd pop the O2 masks.

    The lower pressure of the cabin at altitude causes even non-malicious people to rip on planes. The 777's suck cabin exhaust air in at floor level to suck up farts. My fellow passengers on Southwest's 737 weren't so lucky.

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  8. 03-10-2011 06:27 PM #7
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    Hahaha, that's awesome

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    if only they served chili



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    What if your farts don't smell?

    I'm not sure that law would apply to me otherwise.
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  11. 03-10-2011 07:10 PM #10
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    Keep dreaming..

    If they weren't so far away I would have thought they had you in mind when they wrote that law :P
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    Hilarious. Farting stories crack me up.

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  13. 03-11-2011 01:59 AM #12
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    Did you make an EXCEL graph of how bad it smelled

    via row number?




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  14. 03-11-2011 08:51 AM #13
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    That was you?!?!?

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    ha ha, luckily the plae was nearly empty

    one one person to a three-seat row. Otherwase, the guilty party (me) would have been ID-ed.

    Based on the flight attendant button pushes, it appears that air flow is forward to aft on a 737.

    Hmmm, a smell-o-graph. We'd need units or some kind of index. Maybe the "goatboy atrocious fart index" (GAFI). That one would have been about an 8.0. In boot camp, they made me take ferrous sulfate pills for anemia. Those generated 10's.
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    sorry ; )

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  17. 03-11-2011 12:37 PM #16
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    Sulfates do that. Molasses would have been better

    So, just how many buttons got pushed? Lol! Or Ror if the plane was going to Asia.


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