slip of the tongue

[Tony Wu]

For all the sports fans.
> > Unfortunate Sports Commentaries....
> >
> > Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator, "This is Gregoriava from
> > Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
> >
> > Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I
> > once rode her mother."
> >
> > Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one
> > behind it which is identical."
> >
> > Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
> > father."
> >
> > Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing but
> > none of them serious."
> >
> > Terry Venables, "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
> > the same thing again"
> >
> > Ron Atkinson, "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. You
> > can see it all over their faces."
> >
> > Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977, "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife
> > of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
> >
> > Metro Radio, "Julian [Oops!] is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven
> > [Oops!] on the field."
> >
> > David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the
> > back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
> >
> > US TV Commentator, "One reason Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing well is
> > that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes his balls and kisses them, oh
> > my God, what have I said?"

[John SoCal Beach]