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Thread: This cracked me up...
11-25-2003 08:59 PM #1
This cracked me up...
Just to show you we Aussies can still laugh at ourselves...
Wallaby fan walks up to a payphone, inserts coins, dials a number, and waits.
(Loud cockney voice with "Here we go, here we go, here we go" and "Swing low, sweet chariot" singing in the background)
"You 'ave called the lost World Cup 'elp line. If you 'ave lost your World Cup, please press 1. If you 'ave lost more van the World Cup, please press 2."
Wallaby fan presses 2.
"You 'ave lost the William Webb Ellis Trophy.."
(New Zealand Kiwi voice)
".. and the Bledisloe Cup, ay bro."
(back to Pom voice)
"You must feel like utter_****, guv. A lost World Cup and Bledisloe Cup consultant will be wiv you shortly. Your lost World Cup and Bledisloe Cup call is VERY important to us, guv, so don't 'ang up - someone will be wiv you shortly, to rub it in a bit more."
Dear oh dear oh dear - roll on cricket season.
A Working Seven - Aussie740Limo
Pacific Limousines 0438-740-740
Brisbane, Queensland, AUSTRALIA
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